Arrested development

As far as attempts to call media attention go, this press release that arrived this afternoon at Kamera's newswires takes the (dog's) biscuit. Cashing in on Snoop Dogg's Heathrow arrest, who arrived in the country yesterday to promote his new film, the PR people promoting the film issued a note to tell the media "the film is ironically told from Snoop’s prisons cell, telling the story of his life in the fast lane as a pimp. Unlike the golden prison bars and diamond crusted locks shown in the film, Snoop will be held in a West London police station. Let’s hope that his lawyer will be as good- looking as the honey in the film! Snoop’s DVD will be released on Monday, let's hope that he will be too!".